holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
will graham meme — 1/9 dynamics
I guess you dodged a bullet with me. — I don’t feel like I dodged a bullet.
it was a t r i c k
Orbital Mechanics by Tatiana Plakhova
This is breathtaking.
A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.